The other day, James and I attended a pumpkin carving party. Here is what James had to say about it....
I always thought those jack-o-lantern carving kits you could get at the grocery were retarded. What could they possibly have in them that you couldn't find in your kitchen? A knife will do me just fine, thank you. I went to a pumpkin carving party the other night and they had said kit. I was baffled, curious, and cautious. So, carefully watching my flank for secret snickers from the other pumpkin partiers, I started playing with the funny little tools. Turns out, it wasn't something from the kitchen that was the trick - it was the garage. Saw blades. Yessiree, a little jigsaw blade on a stick work wonders on the hide of pumpkin. Now I know how they get those intricate designs. So witches and kitties it is. (written by James)
Mine, is suppose to be a witch with a cauldron and fire....
The final products. James did the Cat, and the witch on the broom. Milan did the ship and mine on the end, the witch.
With the entire creativeness going on, James and Heidi were inspired to write poems about the season, both of which follow. I on the other hand, was not inspired to write, but instead, went and played in the mud (I am taking a ceramics class, pictures of pieces to follow once they come out of the kiln.)
Poem by James:
Orange and round but once was greenIs the festive gourd I've seen
Raised with a farmers special care
Pumpkins, pumpkins everywhere
In a store or by the road
All such places they are sold
By the bushel, pound or pair
Pumpkins, pumpkins everywhere
Ripened pumpkins out on the vine
friends inside sip upon mulled wine
A time of harvest when we share
Pumpkins, pumpkins everywhere
Are those roasted seeds I spy
As I eat my pumpkin pie
Fine autumn treats baked with such care
Pumpkins, pumpkins, everywhere
With sharpened knives that cut just right
Jack-o-lanterns shine through the night
A glowing pumpkins light to share
Pumpkins, pumpkins, everywhere
Ghost and ghouls cause such a fright
On brooms fly witches through the night
by the gravestones please take care
Pumpkins, pumpkins everywhere
Knock! knock! upon the door
greedy kids just wanting more?
without their treats vengeful tempers flare
Pumpkins, pumpkins everywhere
A chilly wind disturbs dry leaves
You pull your hands into your sleeves
Summers warmth is now more rare
Pumpkins, pumpkins everywhere
To the fall we shall say goodbye
And soon the first snow will fly
Winters chill is in the air
Pumpkins pumpkins everywhere
Poem by Heidi:
There was a young girl, lovely and fair
who decided the confines of PA were too much to bear...
So she packed all her things and hiked up her skirts to a place much more vast, with igloos and yurts.
"This won't be so bad!" She thought in her head,
"I'll be saving lives, and helping sick beds!"
The summer was lovely with temperatures warm,
she didn't even mind the occasional storm.
But all too quickly, the world turned cold,
"Get some warm gear!" She promptly was told.
With a wave of her hand and a "don't be alarmed,"
she explained to them all, she was raised on a farm.
"I can handle it," she said with a laugh,
others who heard her, thought she was daft.
Then one dark morning, as she readied for work,
she noticed the streets no longer covered in dirt.
There was a blanket of snow so pretty and white,
that she guessed must have fallen while she sleep through the night.
She hopped on her four-wheeler and stepped on the gas,
thinking..."What in the h---! The seat's stuck to my ass!"
She rode into town, ice stuck to the rims,
she made it to the office, with a permanent grin.
When she stumbled in doors and let her cheeks thaw,
she didn't feel quite so lovely at all.
Gone was her arrogance, her pride and her laughter,
everyone that saw her asked "What is the matter??"
Humbly she asked where she could get some warm gear,
"You don't understand...the seat's stuck to my rear!".
She now faces weather with a timid stance,
and never goes out, without her snow pants.
Not bad for a few paramedics!